
In Sydney-born Stephan Elliott's Easy Virtue there's a butler called Furber, played with contagious mirth by Kris Marshall. Irreverent and sly, he makes brief background appearances - usually drunk - conveying in a raised eyebrow both his distaste for the upper crust family who employs him and the amusement their antics procure him. The first whiff of staleness likely to be detected by the viewer when watching this film emanates from the realization that Furber's effortlessly funny character is meant to be the comic relief. And when a comedy requires comic relief - a wisecracking character who comments on the absurdity of the narrative - you know it's in trouble.
The absurdity of the narrative in Easy Virtue, a period farce adapted from the eponymous Noel Coward play, needs no explicit commentary, from Furber or anyone else. In fact, a little fill-the-blanks subtlety would have been nice: a few moments of silence perhaps, a break from the cacophony. Insecure is the comedy which fears silence, so intent on showing us an uproarious good time it falls prey to a manic relentlessness.
While on holidays in Monaco, John Whittaker (Ben Barnes) meets and marries the lively American racing driver Larita Huntington (Jessica Biel). The couple travel back to John's ancestral home in rural England, where his ice queen of a mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) is waiting for him. A farce of culture shocks and class warfare ensues as Larita tries, unsuccessfully, to win over each member of the aristocratic family. Only John's dour father (Colin Firth) finds her interesting. As tempers fray, Larita and John's pastoral honeymoon loses its glow and everyone is forced to reconsider their choices.
While on holidays in Monaco, John Whittaker (Ben Barnes) meets and marries the lively American racing driver Larita Huntington (Jessica Biel). The couple travel back to John's ancestral home in rural England, where his ice queen of a mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) is waiting for him. A farce of culture shocks and class warfare ensues as Larita tries, unsuccessfully, to win over each member of the aristocratic family. Only John's dour father (Colin Firth) finds her interesting. As tempers fray, Larita and John's pastoral honeymoon loses its glow and everyone is forced to reconsider their choices.
There's a witty Noel Coward play under this mess of a movie, and once in a while, a clever one-liner does make a brave apparition. Mostly though, the actors battle with the banality of a script so thoroughly updated as to be almost unrecognizable - one imagines Coward tossing and turning uncomfortably in his grave. It's easy to picture the worried meetings between filmmakers and production executives - how can we make this period piece a little sexier, a little less old fashioned? After all, the play had already been adapted once, faithfully if not particularly successfully, by a young Alfred Hitchcock.
Unfortunately the choices are all wrong. Going for the crudely farcical rather than the satirical, the film is updated in unseemly patches of grotesque buffoonery. Imagine if you will staging a fox hunt to a jazzy arrangement of Sex Bomb, or a scene in which the lovely Jessica Biel kills a chihuahua by sitting on its face. Other sequences mine melodrama with a straight face, only to surrender all pretense of seriousness a minute later when a character breaks into song for no apparent reason. The film might've worked as a full-blown musical, but instead it plods along trying on different genres for size, never at ease with itself.
The dialogue gets an update but the resulting vernacular, an incoherent mix of 20's English accents and cringe-worthy contemporary turns of phrase, is not particularly inventive. Equally tone deaf are the film's aesthetics. Gimmicky camera moves and zany special effects attempt to offset the stuffy strictness of the venerable mansions which serve as sets, but the effect is crass and tedious.
The actors are all talented performers struggling with caricatures. No one does upper crust bitch like Kristin Scott Thomas, but in parodying herself, she erases in one roll of her eyes all the credit won with her work against cast in I've Loved You So Long. Colin Firth sleepwalks through his role as the depressed father, seemingly not aware that he's wandered onto the set of a British period film. Jessica Biel looks great, does what she can with what she's given and hints at real untapped talent. This is not her breakout role.
Easy Virtue is another disappointment from Stephan Elliott, who hasn't been able to follow up the success of Priscilla Queen of the Desert with anything approaching that film's effortless style and narrative flair. Like Larita, Elliot tries hard to break with the stifling traditions of the past and embrace the exciting possibilities of modern times. His efforts are foiled not by the weight of these cinematic traditions, but by that of his unwieldy undertaking. Easy Virtue is rarely funny, often tedious and never insightful.
Easy Virtue is out in Australia on March 12th and in the US on May 22nd.






